Scattered Delivery

Many households order goods on-line; especially in these infectious times. We’re no different.

I’ve set up accounts at FedEx, UPS, and Amazon with instructions to drive around the circular driveway and only deliver to the back porch to keep packages out of sight of street passersby.

Most of the time, drivers deliver as requested, and quickly realize that by driving to the back, the distance from their truck to the back porch is only about 30′.

But occasionally, there will be a new driver that ignores the delivery instructions and ends up making the 70′ trek from the street to the front porch.

In this particular delivery, they couldn’t be bothered to even get the packages onto the porch. Those were not heavy boxes.